Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
16.06.2025 00:32

I can count
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
What’s one positive trait you’ve gained because of BPD?
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
I understand how hurricane paths work
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I see through liars
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
Do you want to have an XXX chat?
I know who the president of Turkey really is
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
What is something brutally honest that needs to be said?
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I can read
I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I actually pay taxes
Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?
I have complete contempt for fakery
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I don’t buy bullshit
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I don’t cotton to rapists
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t