What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:41
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
What are the easiest stores for shoplifting?
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Weight loss connected to nerve cells in the brain, study finds - The Brighter Side of News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Russia’s central bank cuts interest rates for first time since 2022 - Financial Times
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
10 Habits that are Aging Your Gut, According to Experts - EatingWell
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com
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No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Which is the first MV you watched in Stray Kids?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Microsoft lays off hundreds of WA workers, weeks after companywide cuts - The Seattle Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Still no good.
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
No go.
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
What are the main issues that have historically and currently divided Republicans and Democrats?